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  • Why every guy should have a dog   R by  Dquixote1217  5 year  1,996  Jokes / Just for f / Pets/Anima

    A dog is truly a man's best friend.  If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

    Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

    When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!  

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    • Re: Why every guy should have a dog by  Invincible  5 year  1,361
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    • Re: by  UserX  5 year  1,256
      The one main thing stopping me from trying it, is fear of being charged for cruelty to animals.

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    • Re: Why every guy should have a dog by  Raynbo  5 year  1,293
      Wow. I am really surprised at you. Not that I haven't gotten more love from my dog then all the men in my life rolled into one....but there is a tone to that little quip that is really, really sexist, as with the weenie little responses it generated.

      The fact that it generated an "R" gives Curezone a black eye,too.

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      • Re: Why every guy should have a dog by  dquixote1217  5 year  1,190

        What can I say - my 76 year old auntie sent it to me.  Yes it is sexist, but a joke is something that pokes fun and is not to be taken as a serious suggstion, don't you think?

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        • Re: Why every guy should have a dog by  Raynbo  5 year  1,255
          Yes and no. Even grandmas and aunties can perpetuate sexist ideas. I believe the the power of words...and what we choose to think is funny shows where our heads are at...deep down. Is it funny if humor hurts someone? Most of those funny home videos of people getting hurt...leave me cold. So does humor that perpetuates sexist ideas.

          I have a good sense of humor...but many times I don't laugh when others do. I remember that movie about the coke bottle...(can't remember the name of it) and when the outback tribesmen puzzled over the bottle and did strange things with it...I was silent while the whole theater roared. I thought their innocense was charming, not laughable. But when the movie showed the scenes of modern day life (in comparision) I roared at the frantic absurdity of it while the whole theatre was silent.

          The God's Must be Crazy. That was athe movie.

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          • Re: Why every guy should have a dog by  Zoebess  5 year  1,206
            ..."The God's Must Be Crazy"...I loved that
            movie too. Worthy of a college curriculum on
            why it was funny and why it was NOT funny.

            Similarly, the joke posted by DQ was funny
            and also, as you noted, not funny. That it
            was posted in the Jokes forum made it
            appropriate, although perhaps, one door
            over in the Relationship forum it may not
            have gone over very well.

            The truth is that no matter who you put in
            the trunk, the reality is that the dog
            would have been happier to see you, even
            if you were politically correct and put NO
            ONE in the trunk with the dog, the dog would
            have still been happy to see you. That is
            the great thing about dogs, they are very
            unconditionally loving.

            It is interesting to me, since I have heard
            a gazillion jokes over the years, to see
            what makes people laugh. I have decided that
            jokes are one of the currencies of "intimacy".

            In this joke, for me, it was not about the
            woman in the trunk part, since if a woman
            were telling it, she would have put the
            husband in the trunk...it was about the loyalty
            of a dog. On a bad day, my oldest brother will
            fume and say all he needs is his truck and his
            dog. This does not mean that he does not love
            his wife. He adores her, and she, him. The
            truth is that she IS treated better than the
            dog. The dog however is always ON and never
            lets him down. He expects nothing from the dog,
            well, not to pee in the house, and the dog always
            wants to go with him whereas his wife often has
            other things to do. Anyway, dog jokes are
            popular with men and probably that I laughed
            at this one means I like men and dogs and also
            know its the truth that 15 minutes in a trunk
            is 14 minutes and 52 seconds too long for a woman.
            Yeah, and it is also funny that any man could
            get a woman in a trunk...ggg.

            blessings,
            Zoe

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