|CureZone.com Educating Instead of Medicating|
|Home > Forums||16456 visitors online now||Add To Favorites||Log On Join/Sign Up User Finder||Inbox||New|
VIP PLAT GOLD GOLD SILVER SILVER
Jokes Kids Friendly Forum
Bible Study Humor
LOT 'S WIFE
The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot 's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole!'
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, 'If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?' A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, 'I think I'd throw up.'
DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, 'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ? ''No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two worms.'
A Sunday school teacher said to her children, 'We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a Higher Power. Can anybody tell me what it is? One child blurted out, ' Aces!'
MOSES AND THE RED SEA
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School. 'Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt . When he got to the Red Sea , he had his army build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were saved.'
'Now, Joey, is that really what your teacher taught you?' his Mother asked.
'Well, no, Mom. But, if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it!'
THIS IS MY FAVORITE!!!
THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was excited about the task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much practice, he could barely get past the first line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up to the microphone and said pr oudly, 'The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all I need to know.'
The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why.
'Well, Honey,' he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. 'I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.'
'How come He doesn't answer it?' she asked.
UNTIMELY ANSWERED PRAYER
During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one of the back pews. Tommy's mother was horrified. She pinched him into silence and, after church, asked, 'Tommy, whatever made you do such a thing?'
Tommy answered soberly, 'I asked God to teach me to whistle, and He did!'
ALL MEN / ALL GIRLS
When my daughter, Kelli, said her bedtime prayers, she would bless every family member, every friend, and every animal (current and past). For several weeks, after we had finished the nightly prayer, Kelli would say, 'And all girls.' This soon became part of her nightly routine, to include this closing. My curiosity got the best of me and I asked her, 'Kelli, why do you always add the part about all girls?'
Her response, 'Because everybody always finish their prayers by saying 'All Men'!'
SAY A PRAYER
Little Johnny and his family were having Sunday dinner at his Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When Little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away.
'Johnny! Please wait until we say our prayer.' said his mother.
'I don't need to,' the boy replied.
'Of course, you do.' his mother insisted. 'We always say a prayer before eating at our house.'
'That's at our house.' Johnny explained. 'But this is Grandma's house and she knows how to cook!'
Reply FCK TinyMCE
Back To Top
Selected Ads from CureZone Sponsors:
Become a Sponsor
Black Walnut, Cloves & Wormwood
Clarkia Extra Strong Parasites Cleanse for $26
$10 off Oxy-Powder®
1 time use only. A special discount to all curezone members!
High Blood Pressure?
3 easy exercises drop blood pressure below 120/80 as soon as today
New lower prices!
Hulda Clark cleanse kits!
Hulda Clark Cleanses
Parasites Cleanse Kit, Kidney Stones Cleansing Kit, Bowel Cleanse Kit
Oxy-Powder® Colon Cleanse
Top Rated Natural Oxygen Cleanse. Best Product Line by NaturalNews....
Threelac can help you get relief—In just days. Wholesale pricing!
Herpes Treatment Breakthrough
Every Dr. Clark Video For Free
Sign Up Once And Get Instant Access Forever
Cancer CURE Found!
Fact: Cancer Can Be Cured With Quercetin + Vitamin C For Only 6 Dollars!
Treat Your Candida!
Dr. Eric Bakker Candida Crusher Program To Kill Candida Yeast Forever. Ge...
Bad Breath Cure, Halitosis Remedy
Dr. Anthony Dailley has 98% success rate.
Utopia Silver Supplements
Naturally Cleanse, Chelate, & Detox Your Body Without Harmful Side ...
Hookworms? Pin Worms?
Clarkia Parasites Cleanse: Black Walnut, Cloves & Wormwood
Dr. Eric Bakker Candida Crusher Program To Kill Candida Yeast Forever. Get ...
Royal Oil of Oregano - 100% Pure
The Wolfe Clinic’s Royal Oil of Oregano is one of the few ef...
Proven Depression Treatment
Clinically Proven Methods for Treating Depression Naturally
Destroy Parasites Quickly
Learn How to Destroy Parasites And Be Free of Your Unbearable Sympt...
Get an Instant Discount!
Get 5% off anything in our homeopathic health store using the coupon...
Lugol’s Iodine Free S&H
J.Crow’s® Lugol’s Iodine Solution. Restore lost reserves.
Bad Breath Cure
Bad Breath Cure
Yeast Infection Stopped!
Hear my No-BS story on how I stopped my yeast problems once and for ...
Native Remedies - People & Pets
Extensive line of herbal and homeopathic remedies for people ...
Top 10 Ways To Reduce EMF Radiation
Dont Be Part Of A Coming Epidemic of Brain Tumors and Oth...
Heal Your Self Movie
Meg Ryan’s Mom tells how she survived cancer
Natural Cancer Remedies
Natural Cancer Remedies
Back To Top
How many people click on the sponsord links?
Become a Sponsor
Donate to CureZone
Guest Book - Liver Flush FAQ - News - Link Exchange - Add URL - How To Exchange Links? - About Global Directory
Staff's pages: Owen - Wrenn - Maya
CureZone Newsletter is distributed in partnership with www.netatlantic.com
Contact Us - About - Donors - Stats
Copyright 1996 - 2012 curezone.com
fetched in 0.38 sec at 6/19/2013 4:06:01 AM, requested by 126.96.36.199, referred by http://curezone.com/forums/am.asp?i=1537536 , requested 1 pages in this session, y=1