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'Hair Stockings' May Help Scare Off 'Perverts' and Everyone!
by CLEW
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Extraordinary, Bizar
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LMAO!!! New way to scare the pervs away! Everybody but Bigfoot! ... ... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/17/china-hair-stockings_n_3455250.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular ... ... http://curezone.com/upload/Photos/o_CHINA_HAIR_STOCKINGS_570.jpg [End]
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Stay Thirsty My Friends!
R by CLEW
9 days
107
Just for fun
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http://curezone.com/upload/_I_J_Forums/nsaman_zps0d078a2b.jpg [End]
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- Blessings
by #37655
23 days
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When I count my blessings I count you twice. ... ... Thank you, Curezone, for all the many years of help. [End]
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- Dance In The Rain
by ginger21
23 days
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Life isn’t how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain. [End]
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- laws of ultimate reality........................
by Corey
24 days
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LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY ... ... ... & Murphy’s Law - (The Mother of all Laws) ... Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, at the worst possible moment. ... ... & Law of Mechanical Repair ... After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. ... ... & Law of Gravity ... Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. ... ... & Law of Probability ... The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. ... ... & Law of Random Numbers ... If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. ... ... & L ...
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- Silent men
by #13594
30 days
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Women like silent men, they think they’re listening. [End]
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Saving money on musical instruments...........
by Corey
46 days
85
Just for fun
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Pre tty neat video....... [End]
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- Have fun
by kushy
68 days
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As I feel everyone has to smile a lot to be healthy I want to post daily 1 fun thing. ... ... ... A man and his wife were sitting in the living room discussing a ... “Living Will” ... ”Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine ... and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.” ... ... His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all the beer. ... ... [End]
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- Re: Have fun
by kushy
63 days
150
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... Boss: Where were you born? ... sardar : Punjab. ... Boss : which part ? ... sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab. ... [End]
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- Re: Have fun
by kushy
58 days
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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. ... sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler. [End]
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- Re: Have fun
by kushy
56 days
128
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Teacher is taking classes to his students....................... ... ... Teacher: Tell me a sentence starting with I ... ... Student: I is the......... ... ... Teacher: Don’t say I is you should use am whenever you use I. ... ... Student: I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. ... [End]
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- Re: Have fun
by kushy
54 days
117
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John asks: Why are you drinking so much? ... Joe says: Because I donated my body to science, and I am preserving it until they are ready to use it. ... [End]
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- Re: Have fun
by kushy
46 days
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You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: ... ... 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. ... 2. An old friend who once saved your life. ... 3. The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. ... ... Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car? ... ... Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. ... ... You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and t ...
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- Re: Have fun
by kushy
30 days
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A man receives a phone call from his doctor. ... The doctor says, ”I have some good news and some bad news.” ... The man says, ”OK, give me the good news first.” ... The doctor says, ”The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.” ... The man replies, ”Oh no! If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?” ... The doctor says, ”The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.” [End]
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- Re: Have fun
by Kadima
29 days
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Here are more fun videos on my YouTube: ... http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKXbc4lYPTKa8kzz46_N9JYP6Sls4sOzn&action_edit=1 [End]
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- Re: Have fun
by kushy
23 days
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Wife hit her husband with frying pan. ... Husband: ”What was that for?” ... Wife: ”I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it” ... Husband: ”I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse” ... Wife: ”Sorry!” Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again ... Husband: ”What now?” ... Wife: ”Your horse is on the Phone” [End]
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- Re: Have fun
by kushy
20 days
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There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. ... His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him ... say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You’re cute!” Well, ... the wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? ... His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!” ... [End]
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New T-Shirt Design!
by CLEW
3 mon
299
Just for fun
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LOL! I want one!! ... ... http://curezone.com/upload/_A_Forums/Ask_Trapper_kco/safe_t_shirt_660.jpg [End]
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Sharp edges......................
by Corey
4 mon
136
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http://curezone.com/upload/Members/Faces/New/sharp_edges.jpg [End]
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Watch Out For This Guy!
by CLEW
4 mon
2,096
Bad Doctors
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I found a photo of the first doctor who said there was nothing wrong with me! I’d recognize that mug anywhere! ... ... http://curezone.com/upload/_O_P_Forums/Parasites/dracdoc.jpg [End]
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- Old timers and I-pads..............
by Corey
5 mon
139
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Although in a foreign language, you will understand. ... ... http://www.snotr.com/video/8965/ ... ... [End]
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- Light Radio, free easy-to-use Internet-radio-playing software
by kauffman
5 mon
374
Computer
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Light Radio 2.1 ... http://hase85.wordpress.com/ (600Kb) ... is a radio-station player that can also record radio streams direct to the hard drive in mp3, no instructions required, is lightweight, plays many formats including AAC+ (an advanced format which uses compression rates roughly twice as good as mp3). ... ... It comes as a compressed .rar file. You can use the easy-to-use http://www.softpedia.com/get/Compression-tools/Free-Unrar.shtml software (600Kb, for Windows XP to 7) to decompress it. ... ... For lists of many free radio stations use ... http://www.shoutcast.com/ ... http://www.listenlive.eu/index. ...
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I normally have more composure..........
by Corey
5 mon
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... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=555737791120726&set=a.336837586344082.92666.266483666712808&type=1&permPage=1#!/photo.php?fbid=545664598794712&set=a.336837586344082.92666.266483666712808&type=1&permPage=1 ... ... ... ... http://curezone.com/upload/Members/Faces/New/Big_spider.jpg [End]
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For those worried about exact correctness..........
by Corey
5 mon
133
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http://curezone.com/upload/Members/Faces/New/grammar_on_internet_.jpg [End]
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Wormhole Found!
by CLEW
5 mon
372
Science
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This cracks me up! ... ... http://curezone.com/upload/_S_Forums/Science/179897_433218066699210_1161363595_n.jpg [End]
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- Re: Wormhole Found!
by kushy
65 days
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HAHAHA.Nice,At a glance all will be suprised.But I think there were 2 cats. [End]
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Hoping all of us have a great year............
by Corey
5 mon
110
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2012 started out badly for me with the heart and throat problems but these things got corrected and gave me a much needed kick in the pants to get moving in the direction I knew I should. Now I feel the best I have in decades. ... ... Listen to the song and read the words. You do not have to be of any particular religious bend to appreciate this message. I myself am looking for a great year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... ... http://www.openmyeyeslord.net/Train%20Ride.swf [End]
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Weighing yourself...............
by Corey
5 mon
172
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http://curezone.com/upload/Members/Faces/New/weighing_yourself.jpg [End]
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A fun video..............
by Corey
5 mon
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http://www.stuartwilde.com/2012/12/goat-video/ ... ... [End]
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Bodybuilding Motivation!!
by White Shark
6 mon
343
Amazing Stories
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Bodybuilding Motivation!! ... ... ... [End]
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Einstein and Mayan Calendar!
by CLEW
6 mon
1,050
Science
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How did the Mayans know about Einstein?! They ~even~ used his likeness on their ”End of Days” raspberry calendar... : ) ... ... ... http://curezone.com/upload/_S_Forums/stock_photo_21175028_mayan_calendar.jpg ... ... ... ... ... [End]
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Spiders on Drugs... Again!
by CLEW
6 mon
630
Animal Kingdom
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You may have already seen this one, but here it is again: ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc [End]
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Hilarious Cat vs Eagle thoughts
by White Shark
6 mon
379
Animal Kingdom
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Hilarious Cat vs Eagle thoughts ... ... [End]
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- Re: Hilarious Cat vs Eagle thoughts (Edited By Forum Moderator)
by panly557
68 days
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My Chocolate Burmese cat Sophie is the most hilarious cat I’ve ever met, and a lot of people I’ve talked to agree that Burmese have the most amazing personalities. I don’t know how we discovered this but Sophie loves chasing mice... but not the way you think... she has these tiny furry mice (but she’ll only chase one kind) which she waits for you to throw. Then she chases after it and brings it back to you. Why do you need a dog when you’ve got a Burmese?! ... [End]
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Funny Animals, compilation of best videos
by White Shark
6 mon
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Animal Kingdom
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Funny Animals, compilation of best videos ... ... [End]
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I wish I was 18 again--George Burns.............
by Corey
8 mon
237
Check out these dogs dressed up for Halloween!
by Dquixote1217
8 mon
752
Pets/Animals
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... ... Thinking about taking one or more of your pooches along for Halloween? Check out these costumes - some truly amazing - that some owners came up with! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... To see the entire collection of clever and often amazing costumes: ... ... http://www.tbyil.com/Doggy_Halloween.htm ... [End]
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- Community coming together for a common purpose.................
by Corey
9 mon
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A few weeks ago a first grade girl from my granddaughter’s school was killed in an auto accident. A brother was hurt badly in the same accident. Seems their father picked them up from school and was drunk, and had a single vehicle wreck. He is in jail charged with manslaughter (I think). ... ... The family is very poor and has no insurance. The school area community (totally rural) came together and had a yard sale (donated items), hot dog supper at the local school, and an auction (donated items). Netted over $30,000 for the family. With funeral costs and medical bills for the boy it will prob ...
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How to put memory under my skin
by AndyPSV
9 mon
661
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1. How to get such memory (best if min. 32GB) that would be suitable to place under my skin? Best, if it would be readable without using any out-bound readers or holders for its use. ... 2. How to ensure it would be water-proof? ... 3. What place to select (it can’t be off course in public view)? I think that also the issue with be with selecting the place of the procedure (it needs to be covered) & comfortable to don’t be felt at all or bother at all - which in rectangle like shape might be a problem. ... 4. Are there any health consequences (e.g. by physical damage that might be caused in futu ...
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- A bit confusing...................
by Corey
9 mon
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... A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. ”Do you have a lien holder on the vehicle?” ... ... ”I’ve got a kickstand,” the prospect replied. ”Is that the same thing?” ... ... [End]
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- 27
Feb
Obama: McDonalds Senior Coffee an “Unsustainable Entitlement”...
by Corey
9 mon
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http://conchapman.wordpress.com/2012/02/27/obama-mcdonalds-senior-coffee-an-unsustainable-entitlement/ [End]
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