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The blonde 2007    R by pb3046   5 year  1,291  Jokes pb3046 The blonde 2007 PM pb3046 Date: 1/22/2008 2:50:01 PM   ( 5 year ago ) Hits:   1291   Size: 7614 char.     Replies:   1 URL:   http://curezone.com/forums/fm.asp?i=1092360 Status:       R [Message recommended by a moderator!] Already alerted!   Already alerted! A Blonde's Year in Review January    Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.    February    Fired from pharmacy job  for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!.......bottles  won't fit in printe r !!!     March       Got really  excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4  years!"   April Trapped on escalator for  hours .... power went out!!!    May    Tried to make  Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into  those little packets!!!     June Tried to go water  skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.    July    Lost breast stroke  swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers  cheated, they used their arms!!!    August  < /SPAN>   Got locked out of my car  in rain storm..... car swamped because  soft-top was open.    September     The capital of California  is "C".....isn't it???   October Hate M &  M's... they are so hard to peel.    November     Baked turkey for 4 1/2  days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!    December   Couldn't call 911  "duh"... there's no "eleven"  button on the stupid phone!!!        THE  BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR    A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde  female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She  opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.    A  little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box  and again,  opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into  the house she went.    As  the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out  again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.    Puzzled  by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"   To which she replied, "There certainly is!"   (Are  you ready? This is a beauty...) "My  stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!" Add To Favorites! Alert Webmaster & Moderators Already alerted!  Already alerted! How do you feel about this message?     Agree     Disagree       Hide this question Reply to This Message       Use of CureZone is subject to the following Terms of Service All messages by pb3046 across all forums & blogs: Find & Order All Messages Posted by pb3046 All Messages Topics R RR RRR ~RN ~BSA RN BSA R,RR,RRR... Image Video Audio All Forums Jokes Kids Friendly by Date Subject Username Hits Size Pro Votes Con Votes All Votes Replies Important Disclaimer! Answers, comments and opinions provided on CureZone are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. CureZone does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in messages, comments or articles on CureZone. Your use of this website indicates your agreement to these terms and those published here. Read more ... Selected Ads from CureZone Sponsors $10 off Oxy-Powder® 1 time use only. A special discount to all curezone members! Memorial Day Free Gifts!!! Available until May 31, 2013, or until supplies last! Detoxify and Cleanse Naturally Drink ionized alkaline waters medically proven health benefi... Proven medical anti-diabetic benefits Electrolyzed drinking water significantly reduces blo... Proven Candida Diet The Only Legitimate Diet for Treating Candida in 30 Days Re: The blonde 2007 by hopinso   5 year  777 How can I view entire discussion thread on a single page? How can I expand all forum messages on a single forum page?

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