Stinky, who ME?

Flush nine (ugg)
Well the garlic must have killed some parisites because it almost killed me.
I started with organic apple juice, one litre Tuesday and one Wednesday. That got things loosend up and moving pretty good. I ate until four oclock (just an orange and some carrots) and started on the oil at nine.
I used fresh squeezed lime juice and white grapefruit this time. I grow my own garlic and it's powerful. I crushed it and let it sit for about ten minutes to release the allinase and phytonutrient enzymes.(big words, cletus would be proud) I think I used a bit too much, one heeeping tablespoon for each quarter cup.It slid down with the oil and juice no problem though.After the last dose I felt kinda gross so I too some ornathine and went to bed.(10:15)
Woke up once at one and then woke up at five. I could still feel the oil in my stomach. At seven my little parrot,who usually gets up at six came to bed ,crawled under the covers,stuck his head out right in front of my nose and went to sleep with his head sideways.(He really thinks he's human)
At eight I got up and by ten drank two glasses of water three glasses of prune juice and took my chinese bitters.Went twice, mud, no stones but whatever came out was totaly toxic.(real bad stink)Went back to bed at ten because I felt horrible. Parrot started calling at 12:15 for half an hour until I got up.
The stones then started comming.I checked the curezone site and seen your post PTree but decided to go to the washroom instead.Again and again and again and again and again.Now I understand why they make such a big deal about how soft your toilet paper is in comercials.I only got about 50 stones this time so I think I'm comming to the end.You would be proud of me T I played around in it.(I need to get a magnifying glass)One stone had white fibres in it.Who knows? I even got a bit on my finger.(does that make us soul mates Tracey)I didn't find any critters but didn't really know what I was looking for. My stomach did backflips all afternoon. I met my ten am meeting at 2:30 pm.Whops.I took extra time and care in the shower.(around the bum area)
So thats it.Been eating since two. I always eat Yogurt, sourkraut, and now Kobucha to start things off.I'll get probiotics tomorrow.(I'm behind on everything because I'm usually better by 10:00am.)I also eat blue cheese,is that a good bacteria PTree?
Well I'm done Who's next?

Stonehedge

PS - Yes PTree I am with the FBI,gallstone division.I have a moniter on your sewer line.We better see some action this weekend or we will lock you up with people with dirty stinky colons.

Ps Tracey this only took me an hour to type, pretty fast eh!

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