Stop circumcising and start castrating.

Do your balls hang low?  Can you swing them to and fro?  Can you tie 'em in a knot?  Can you tie 'em in a bow?  Do you ever get the feeling  When they hit against the ceiling  That you'll never be a sailor  If your balls hang low? Do your balls hang low?  Do they swing to and fro?  Can you tie 'em in a knot?  Can you tie 'em in a bow?  Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder,  Like a Continental soldier?  Can you do the double shuffle,  When your balls hang low?

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Do your balls hang low? 
Do they swing to and fro? 
Can you tie 'em in a knot? 
Can you tie 'em in a bow? 
When your bollocks hang right down, 
Do they drag along the ground? 
Can you do the double shuffle, 
When your balls hang low? 
 

Do your balls hang low? 
Do they swing to and fro? 
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow? 
Do they make a lusty clamor, 
When you hit them with a hammer? 
Can you do the double shuffle, 
When your balls hang low? 

Do your balls hang low? 
Do they swing to and fro? 
Can you tie 'em in a knot? 
Can you tie 'em in a bow? 
Can you bounce 'em off the wall, 
Like an Indian rubber ball? 
Can you do the double shuffle, 
When your balls hang low? 

Do your balls hang low? 
Do they swing to and fro? 
Can you tie 'em in a knot? 
Can you tie 'em in a bow? 
Do your dingly-dangly gonads, 
Roam about like desert nomads? 
Can you do the double shuffle, 
When your balls hang low? 

Do your balls hang low? 
Do they swing to and fro? 
Can you tie 'em in a knot? 
Can you tie 'em in a bow? 
Do they ever start to hurt, 
Cos they're dragging in the dirt? 
Can you do the double shuffle, 
When your balls hang low? 

Do your balls hang low? 
Do they swing to and fro? 
Can you tie 'em in a knot? 
Can you tie 'em in a bow? 
Do they have a hollow sound, 
When you drop 'em on the ground? 
Can you do the double shuffle, 
When your balls hang low? 

Do your balls hang low? 
Do they swing to and fro? 
Can you tie 'em in a knot? 
Can you tie 'em in a bow? 
Do they have a mellow tingle, 
When you hit 'em with a shingle? 
Can you do the double shuffle, 
When your balls hang low?

Do your balls hang low? 
Do they swing to and fro? 
Can you tie 'em in a knot? 
Can you tie 'em in a bow? 
Do they chime just like a gong, 
When you pull upon your dong? 
Can you do the double shuffle, 
When your balls hang low?