So David Wilcock, Drake and Ben Fulford Walk Into A Bar

Bartender: Hey guys! You are famous! I've been following all of you on the internet. I can't wait until these mass arrests begin.

Drake: Thank you barkeep. You know I'm the real deal because David Wilcock vetted me.

Bartender: Yes, I saw that. Anyway when do you think the mass arrests will begin?

David Wilcock: They will begin right after Obama's two hour special where he'll introduce us all to aliens.

Bartender: Oh yeah, forgot all about that. Wasn't that scheduled for 2009?

Ben Fulford: Yes, it was, but the evil cabal are sneaky. So things are on standby. But not for long. Shhhhhss.... don't look now, but there are 6 millions ninjas just lurking in the shadows ready to pounce.

Drake: Yup, and they are working with our guys over at the Pentagon. Any moment now, it's ALL going down.

David Wilcock: How about a round of drinks bartender.

Bartender: Ok, how about a round of Shillcockerys, a new drink I developed based on all your hard work.

Ben Fulford: What are those?

Bartender: There right in front of you.

Drake: C'mon man I don't see anything.

Bartender: That's right, they are Shillcockerys. The first fully ascended beverages into 5d. Just trust me when I say they are there. They are just vibrating at a frequency that is too high for you to percieve. But yeah, they are there and they are damn tasty. Try them.

Bartender: That will be $35 for that round. Hey these 5d drinks aren't cheap.

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