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SEVEN DEGREES of BLONDE 

 FIRST DEGREE   A married couple were asleep when
the phone  rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde),  picked
up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should  I know, that's 200
miles from here!"  and hung up. The  husband said, "Who was that?" The wife
said, "I don't know,  some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

SECOND  DEGREE   Two blondes are walking down the street.  One notices a
compact on the  sidewalk and leans down to  pick it up. She opens it, looks
in the mirror and  says,  "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second
blonde says,  "Here, let  me see!" So the first blonde hands her the 
compact.  The second one looks in  the mirror and says, "You  dummy, it's
me!"

THIRD DEGREE   A blonde  suspects her boyfriend of cheating  on her, so she
goes out and buys a gun.  She goes to his  apartment unexpectedly and when
she opens the door she finds   him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the
blonde is really  angry. She opens her  purse to take out the gun, and as
she
does so, she is overcome with grief.  She takes the gun and  puts it to her
head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey,  don't  do it!!!" The blonde replies,
"Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH DEGREE   A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of  state
capitals.  She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know  all of them." A
friend says, "OK, what's the capital of  Wisconsin?" The blonde replies,
"Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH DEGREE   What did the blonde  ask her doctor when he  told her she was
pregnant?  "Is it mine?"

SIXTH DEGREE   Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA  freshman, sat
in her US government class.  The  professor  asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs.Wade was about.  Bambi  pondered the question then finally said,
"That was the  decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the
Delaware."

SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was  shocked to find her
house ransacked and burglarized. She  telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The  police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9  unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 
officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the  blonde ran out on
the porch, shuddered at the sight of the  cop and his dog, then sat down on
the steps. Putting her  face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
all my  possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do  they
do?  They send me a BLIND policeman."

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