Der Commander of Navel Seamen

Aye've seen things on the seas
that you'd n'aye believe
...a mer'girl
...a hammerhead shark, size 2x4
(measuring along the top, of course)
...and a larger one, color black
A mere eye patch, and a bottle of rum will not protect ye
from the marine mammaries of the 7 seas

Will ye take my arm and wrestle,
Der Commander of Navel Seamen?

Back as we are on these shores
We will see yet what can be done
with a leg-of-wood

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