For your entertainment.....
Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one
heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything
from Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists have already discovered a new
source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the
heart chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.
If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if
their relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health,
if they have a need to sue people, if they find fault with their
brother, then obviously, their Clown Chakra is closed.
When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered
microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when
the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a
happy face. The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is
because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells of his body and
has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the
body. The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for
short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the
fact that the cells are out of ease or dis-eased.
When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing)
properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger,
resentment, grievances, unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy
into tiny red heart-shaped balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons
contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased
cell or situation, and a happy face appears instantly.
When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes
these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact
that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation ends.
They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no
longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan effect.
So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend
that you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons
filled with Love and Joy.
Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open... and remember to laugh.
Seriousness causes reincarnation.