Politically Correct Rudolph
Politically Correct Rudolph, excerped from
"Politically Correct, The Ultimate Storybook"
by James FInn Garner
Date: 12/26/2005 3:20:53 AM ( 16 y ) ... viewed 2124 times
The Original Song:
Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose
and if you ever saw it
you would even say it glows.
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee (yippee)
"Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
you'll go down in history."
EXCERPT from James Finn Garner,
This was a big hit at our Holiday Party at the Enchanted Garden
on Christmas Day Eve and the First day of Chanukah.
We passed the story book around. Everyone had a great laugh.
It brought us all together.
"It's true that from birth Rudolph was a unique individual, that his
luminescent olfactory organ made him different from (but not inferior to)
the other raindeer in his age category, and that they often maliciously
taunted him about his supra-nasal capabilities. some raindeer caregivers
said that his nose had resulted from radioactive fallout or was somehow contagious, warned their fawns not to play with him."
"To Santa, Rudolph was one of the Northland's most dangerous
creatures, a reindeer with a brain."
And so it was that, on that fabled foggy evening, Santa found himself
in a bind. Harsh weather condtions left him unable to exploit the aerodynamic
talents of his team. He had of course flown them through all sorts of
dangerous weather before, with no thought to the deer's physical strain
or mental trauma."
"On that foggy night, he sought out Rudolph among the herd....
"Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleight
"No, not without concessions," replied the creature who happened
to be antlered.
The story goes on....
get the book....
We had a lot of fun with it!!!!!
Also included is..."Frosty the Persun of Snow."
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