Blog: Master Cleanse- Cleaning the pipes out...
by CharliesAngel

Day 1

What do you do when your stomach starts grumbling and then all of a sudden you feel like you are going to throw up... Do what I did.... lol.....

Date:   7/12/2006 8:57:33 AM   ( 14 y ) ... viewed 1952 times

Today has been a very interesting day so far... let me tell you!

Last night before I went to bed... I took drank the smooth move tea (seep time 15 minutes). I am a big tea fan but didn't favor the taste much, tasted like old oranges and to much fennel. I decided that I should just chug it down, which was a lot easier for me then just drinking it.....

I went to bed about a 1/2 an hour after taking it, I woke up about 7 times last night. Not sure why exactly. I really didn't have much cramps but my stomach was making some pretty weird sounds so that might have been it.... I woke up at about 6:00 am feeling "gassy" which after reading a lot of peoples blogs.... not to allow that to happen... because you might just elimate in your pants!!!

I got out of bed and went to the kitchen... It was time to do my SWF. I had premixed it last night before I went to bed so all of the salt crystals would be dissolved, I also left it on the counter because I thought it would be a lot easier to chug if it was luke-warm rather then cold. Dang, I don't think it would matter how I prepared it! I was a little taken back and only managed to get down about 1/8 of it without stopping... I was totally grossed out! I continued to slowly chug the rest... at the same time feeling extremely nauseous and was praying that I could keep it down. As I was chugging.... my stomach starting grumbling really bad and then all of a sudden.... I thought I was going to throw up.... I stopped chugging and started saying out loud "I am not going to shit my pants and throw up... I feel wonderful"... I think I said it about 7 times before I felt ok...... Now that I look back on it.... I think it's really funny.....

I only managed to get down a little more then 1/2 the bottle, I just couldn't do it anymore. I do plan on attempting it again tomorrow.... maybe I should try the straw thingy that I keep hearing people talk about. Maybe that will help me? I think I'd rather just take a shot glass... fill it up with salt and some water and shoot it down. Then drink the rest of the water afterwards... has anyone done that before? Is it effective?

The good news is.... It's been about 30 minutes since the last of the SWF and I've had 2 BM's so far. Not to get into to much details but It was pretty solid and I went a lot! My stomach is still going at it, so I think I will have to go some more..... Whoo hooo....

I think it about an hour and a half I am going to do my first lemonade. I premixed that last night too. It took me about 4 large lemons to make a cup. I was hoping it was going to be less because lemons are not in season right now and I ended up paying 50 cents a lemon... uhhhg! Anyways, I will probably write later today sometime, I hope I can tolerate the lemonades... I guess we will see.....

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