For those of us with IBS who finds that eating 'carbohydrate foods' causes worsening symptoms, here is a replacement lyric to cheer you up.
sung to the tune of "One is the Loneliest Number" by 3DogNight:
"Carbs are the irritable-est food that you'll ever eat
Bread, Can be as Bad as Bun,
But the Worst carboHydrate is the Breaded Bun"
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one