Oh no ya'll he's onto us!! Our diabolical plan to get everyone on meds has been found out!! You caught us 155216, you slippery devil! You're just too smart for us!
But truthfully, I'm tearing up...really I am. Who's going to admire my Ipod now? Who's going to make up fake stories about having AF? Who's going to send the newbies spiraling into the pit of hell, telling them to chug gallons of olive oil and epsom salts, and shove a ton of coffee where the sun don't shine? Who's going to scare the living daylights out of people with mercury poltergeists? Now who's going to be our resident troll?? The forum just won't be the same without you!
Every village needs a fool, and ours is resigning. It's a sad day on the Curezone AF forum indeed. We hope you'll think of us and our Ipods on those cold, lonely, friendless nights.
Farewell 155216! This one's for you: