Over half of women in the UK would rather curl up with a chocolate bar than have sex, according to a new survey
By Charlotte Eyre
Well, I don't know about that. I knew a guy who said his girlfriend liked it better if he worked all day and didn't take a shower. He said he was all sweaty and smelly, but she preferred it that way. I know another lady who said her husband (they are divorced, not by her choosing, and they married twice) showered only twice per year and she was crazy about him. I asked how, but she said he had something special that just attracted her and the showering thing didn't bother her.
This was just too funny:
uh, no, we don't need to speak about chocolate 24/7, because it doesn't disappoint us.