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The blonde 2007


A Blonde's Year in Review

January   
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
  
February   
Fired from pharmacy job  for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles  won't fit in printe r !!!  
 
March      
Got really  excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4  years!"
 
April
Trapped on escalator for  hours .... power went out!!!
  
May   
Tried to make  Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into  those little packets!!!  
 
June
Tried to go water  skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
  
July   
Lost breast stroke  swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers  cheated, they used their arms!!!
  
August  < /SPAN>  
Got locked out of my car  in rain storm..... car swamped because  soft-top was open.
  
September    
The capital of
California  is "C".....isn't it???
 
October
Hate M &  M's... they are so hard to peel.
  
November    
Baked turkey for 4 1/2  days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!
  
December  
Couldn't call 911  "duh"... there's no "eleven"  button on the stupid phone!!!
 



  
 
THE  BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
  
A  man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde  female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She  opened it then slammed it shut
and stormed back in the house.
  
A  little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box  and again,
  opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into  the house she went.
  
As  the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out  again,
marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
  
Puzzled  by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"  

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"  



(Are  you ready? This is a beauty...)

"My  stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
 

 
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