Although I will warn you... you are gonna have to control yourself with writing such lengthy posts, lol! Trust me... if you think that YOU have a lot of information and stories to tell, I could probably spin you clear off the internet with all the voluminous posts and over-detailing that I could do!
Thanks for the warning!
Tips to avoid the over indulgent.
First and last paragraph only.
First and last sentence only.
First and last word only.
Avoid said poster altogether!