Yikes, you're in Land o Lakes! I can't even look at that name on the map without craving bread and butter, lol.
I'm pretty sure he delivers over there. He's a really nice guy, totally raw - you haven't lived till you've seen a guy eating raw chicken on a plate with a knife and fork. Somehow I thought they ate raw meat, I don't know, like on the bone around a campfire or something. Wearing pelts. I'm just a big ole cuisinal bigot, lol!
Oh wait, you've lived in a nudist resort, you've probably seen a lot stranger things. How do they fry bacon? I tried that once in the nude. Only once. heehee