Hum... My favorite source of indisputable 'information', a 'elite' owned Science rag/website. Like Science never lies. No never. Unless it serves the 'elites' agenda. And one whole study--I'm so believing it.
And zombie fungus--well, I suppose it's as good an excuse as any for wanting to off yourself. If you really need to cling to that belief to save you seeing the truth about your life, and maybe feel like trying it again--sure. You just go ahead and believe that.