OK in all seriousness, the problem may be your paying for all the remedies and cures, most of which are just marketing ploys not real healthful, thus very frustrating becuase you're still sick after popping them, and you've been ripped off to boot. The only thing that seems to work, in my experience, and following the experience of those on the diet, is a strict attention to following the diet, then, if that doesn't cure your ills after a few months, start an Elimination Diet to find out if you have a food allergy , then if that doesn't turn you you around, you find a good candida doctor, naturalist, homeopath or traditional chinese medical doctor and, assuming he really is good, take some food allergy , mercury, etc. tests to see if there aren't extenuating circumstances that keep you from being successful on the diet. One thing is for sure, there are lot of things conspiring to keep you from getting healthy, yoour stress levels (esp. if you're an overachieving student), piosons such as hormones/ Antibiotics /pesticides/ preservatives in the food supply, and even the things you don't even think of such as Antibiotics such as chlorine in the water, registered pesticides such as flouride in the water and car emissions in the air.
If your brain hasn't already exploaded, this may be a good time to start simply with getting only those things in your diet that don't cause inflammation: 80 percent vegetables/grains/healthyfats and 20 percent meats.