"A bit later still, a virgin who couldn't resist a good
practical joke went out for a kebab with Greasy Joe 'The Nose'
Wojczanski from Bethlehem. Needless to say all sorts of unpleasantness
came to pass in the trouser department, he got into her trolleys and
the silly cow got herself pregnant. The really good bit is that she
managed to persuade everyone (even her mother) that it had been done by
God! and the suckers believed her!. "You should have seen the
size of his tool!" she said "Oy veh! And it GLOWED in the DARK". So a
miracle had come to pass, and to this day millions around the world
think they are being looked after by a TOTALLY FICTITIOUS CHARACTER.
If she made the story up, why is she in the lineage of the Messiah prophesied hundreds of years BEFORE her own birth???