Well in preparation for the flush I have been eating solid fruit this morning, lots of water and lots of freshly squeezed apple juice. The apple juice caused slight stomach cramp, probably also because I was eating solid fruit for the first time in ages. Anyway I was soon on the throne and WOW!!
There he was, doing the breast stroke in my toilet. He was exactly the same colour as the poo, about half the size of a match head and triangular in shape, like a delta wing fighter. I only noticed him (or her, didn't look that close!!) because he was swimming in a jerking motion, quick bursts followed by a slowing glide and swimming around in circles like he was lost, which I suppose he was. I have been taking Parastroy for a little over a week now but this chap was very much alive.
Its now after 2 pm. here so I am finished with eating and drinking. I will keep this site posted.