If you were following a recipe to make a cake I wonder what would come out! It would probably come out more like pudding!!
Sorry to laugh but your post was funny.
Give yourself a fighting chance next time and don't do a Yo Mama Cleanse. Try a Dr. Clark cleanse to the letter and your liver will love you for it. You will be from 2 to 4 pounds lighter in 24 hours afterwards, too.