Just reading it made me rock hard and horny real pronto! But as work beckons, I really could do with a quick cold shower right now!
Joking apart, I really do think the comments by Bush/Cheney are sound advice (inc dare I say it, staying away from anal - not something I've ever contemplated and to be honest such activity I find vile - no, i'm not saying i oppose others doing it, just my personal distaste for such things - and i dont need to try it to find out as risking any possibility of getting any sh*t on my wood is not something I ever want to happen!).
LOL again!
Now, how do I find a cold water shower round here?