Hey, thanks for the heads up. Hilarious. I look on eBay for everything else, I don't know why I didn't think to check there. I just got done telling somebody the other day you could probably buy somebody's old socks on eBay if you were in the market for it... !! You can also get kefir grains on eBay! there is one seller, "Onymousan" or something like that - I think she's out in California, and she uses raw milk to culture her kefir - her starters were 6 or 8 bucks, something like that.