Nice story. :) Actually, I don't see any claims in there. I see a testimonial, and that is completely different. "Praise God Almighty!"
"While you know we can't (and don't) guarantee any kind of results or make any medical claims, we do feel we have personally benefited from using our zappers. We also feel you should have the opportunity to try and see for yourself how much a zapper may benefit you and your loved ones -- without mortgaging the farm for it!"
Hello? I like that quote. I should start using it. "I feel I have personally benefited from using a Zapperplans.com Zapper" Thank you!