Hi beetlejuice, don't worry, I swear plenty myself when I'm feeling bad, so I guess those who are offended by "foul language" just have to get over it.
(this is not directed at you trapper, just the goody-goods who don't see through the swearing and bother to help with the problem)
The insurance companies won't pay for a Lyme test, and there's Political reasons behind that which are pretty stupid. I would just start treating myself. Get an inexpensive Zapper and start with Samento extract. That is a pretty easy start.
And try looking up Bloodroot too. Lot's of info on the internet. Taking it internally has helped a lot of people, it also addresses the Candida problem, which goes hand in hand with Lyme.