To be honest, I kind of like the name poopman. It's almost superheroish (if that is a word). "He can clear a room without even farting-poopman!" I see where you guys are coming from with your objections, but I think that my smell is something I have to accept. I think my problem is that I'm letting my smell run my life, no matter what name I use on this website. I have a lot to offer the world, regardless of whether I smell bad or not.
I've tried about 100 different "solutions" to my stench, and every time I have tried to convince myself that this was it, that the stink was finally gone. My life was finally going to be wonderful. Oh joy, happy days are finally here. And every time someone has told me that I stink, it has crushed me. I always end up sinking into this really depressed state where I'm doing stupid things like contemplating whether life is worth living, blah blah blah. The truth is, that no matter what I do, some superficial prick will always be able to make fun of me for something. So in a way, my stench is sort of beneficial, because it draws attention away from all my other flaws(deja vu-probably written this before, or at least thought it).
I need to start focusing on living a healthy lifestyle, not just physically, but mentally and spiritually as well. My big revelation has been that I might smell like poo for the rest of my life; so whether I accept it, or hide in a cool, well ventalated corner until I die is up to me. If I allow my life be defined by my smell, I have only myself to blame. Also, "Ismellgooodman" doesn't have the same ring to it. The only name I could see myself changing to is "Theartistformerlyknownaspoopman".