"I made requests to like a God Santa Claus..." I get it.
It really what bothered me in a recent church service, when the priest( a decent and kind person) prayed to the Librarian for money to restore the building. The words of that non-prayer made me physically sick.
Those who know the God of Love turn to praise, to meditation, to seeking Love from the true God and seeking the gift from Love of loving others.
I am a teacher. I see the fake "god" librarian at work everywhere in the school system, in other institutions. This librarian is that horrible light that blasts across the dirty pitted windshield of my pickup in the late afternoon so I can't see the road home after work. I get blinded by the wrong light.