Look mate - I dont know if you are getting some kind of kick out of this, but the fact is that there are some seriously ill people here who are desparately trying to get better.
If you're just trying to cheer us up - then it's much appreciated, and I apologise for my tone here!! After all, laughter is the best medicine :=)))
But please try to consider that a lot of us have been genuinely ill for a very long time and are almost at our wits end trying to figure this bloody thing out. So desparate that we really are considering drinking our own wee - seriously. Never underestimate how difficult it is battling with this and having doctors telling you you are not ill.
I don't know if you are a candida sufferer yourself - if so, I hope you get well as soon as the rest of us, I really do.