Snap out of it Tomi.....haven`t you figured out V`s sense of humour yet.
For the record....I AM Canadian.....French albiet.
My father who is still with us, landed at Juno and helped save your English butt. If Monty had been in charge you would be eating the only "cuisine" worse than the English.
On the other hand, at least you would not be an empire which has learned nothing from its decline...(see Blair/Bush). Perhaps the Krauts would have taught you how to make a good roadster.