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Subject: Can't make this stuff up!

Arkansas Woman Killed in Mistaken Rapture

by Elroy Willis

ARKANSAS CITY (EAP) -- A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after
leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described
as a "mistaken rapture" by dozens of eye-witnesses. Thirteen other people
were injured after a twenty-car pile-up resulted from people trying to avoid
hitting the woman, who was apparently convinced the rapture was occurring
when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man
on the side of the road who she believed was Jesus.

"She started screaming `He's back! He's back!' and climbed out through the
sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Hooper, husband of
28-year-old Georgann Hooper who was pronounced dead at the scene. "I was
slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Hooper said.

She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was
gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say. "This is the strangest
thing I've seen since I've been on the force," said Paul Madison, first
officer on the scene. Madison questioned the man who looked like Jesus and
discovered that he was on his way to a toga costume party, when the tarp
covering the bed of his pickup truck came loose and released twelve blow-up
sex dolls filled with helium, which then floated up into the sky.

Ernie Jenkins, 32, of Fort Smith, who's been told by several of his friends
that he looks like Jesus, pulled over and lifted his arms into the air in
frustration and said "Come back!" just as the Williams' car passed him, and
Mrs. Williams was sure that it was Jesus lifting people up into heaven as
they drove by him.

"I think my wife loved Jesus more than she loved me," the widower said when
asked why his wife would do such a thing.

When asked for comments about the twelve sex dolls, Jenkins replied, "This
is all just too weird for me. I never expected anything like this to


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