top twelve ways people get parasites

12) other people's combs
11) failure to wash hands
10) too fond of animals
9)eating sushi
8)rare meat
7)unwashed vegetables
6)hugging
5)kissing
4)breathing
3)drinking contaminated water
2)toilet seats

1) a compromised immune system causes naturally occuring pathogens to morph into suicidal composting machines

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