No I prefer to believe that 50 millon barrels of oil pumped every day, and coutless barrels that were pumped over the last 100 years of so, were all formed on a rainy afternoon by some mudslides.
Oh yea, the sky used to be pink.
Oh yea, people lived with dragons, and the devil put a bunch of bones in the ground.
Oh yea, demons run around in little spaceships to fool us into thinking they’re aliens.
Oh yea, there used to be an entire ocean above the sky but it fell down and killed everybody.
Oh yea, and every biologist on earth is wrong.
Oh yea, and every palientologist on ...
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