Calibration

Multi-tasking on the Master Cleanse

Date:   6/4/2006 9:40:24 AM   ( 20 y ) ... viewed 3906 times

Did you ever have one ot those moments when company's coming so you are trying to do two or three things at a time? This morning has been like that. I did not even get my Salt Water Flush sipped at a snail's pace luxury over news online. I chugged the bottle and was running, put the garden on to soak, disassembled bird cages for cleaning, fed, watered birds, fed and watered dogs, watered wheatgrass, lettuce, parsley, and all this to music blaring, dug out from a bin of older stuff...Bob Dylan, Blowin' in the Wind...easier to multi-task when you know the words and can hoo along with Bob. Anyway, was scurrying like someone going somewhere and was out in the yard to turn off the soaker hoses in the garden and it hit me! The dreaded, GO NOW, feeling of the SWF pounding on the back door! Phew~~~I was too far from the house for comfort and laughed that sort of nervous laugh and then went into my calibrated Wizard of Oz furry-hatted soldier walk, chanting aloud, "you cant go, you cant go...". Every ten steps I stopped and did kegels for my be-hinny-kin. At one point I thought I might lose it and had that fleeting moment of resignation but my inner child screamed, NO, you cant poo in the yard! Haa haa ha....I suddenly flashed to a incident once when camping and a friends little boy needed to pee and his dad said, "son, theres the tree right there", and tears welled up in his eyes and he said, "NO daddy, I wanna pee in a HOUSE!". I was right there in that moment and my inner child was saying, "NO ZOE, I wanna poo in a house!".





You guessed right....I made it...but it was a close one!!

Are we having fun yet??

Have a great day fellow fasters!

miles of smiles,
Zoe

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