After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She
can't possibly be mine!!'

'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your

wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have

contributed red hair to the gene pool.'

'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be,
our families on both sides had jet-black hair

for generations.'

'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How
often do you have sex??? '

The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very

hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice

every few months.'

'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.





'It's rust!'