Jesus was in His office one day, and His angel secretary came in and said "You know, you should get out into the world more so that people see more of you". Jesus thought about that, and decided it would be a good idea. So, He closed His office and went down to earth. As he was walking around and visiting the people, He came into a village and saw a carpenters shop, so he went in. There was an old man behind the counter and Jesus stuck up a conversation with him. Jesus remarked that it was strange to see a carpenters shop in that small village. The old man explained. He said "I had a son, but he left one day and never returned. I figured that if I opened this carpenters shop - one day he would return. Jesus looked at the old man and said "Father?" The old man squinted at Jesus and asked "Pinochio?"