Some (stupid) self made worm humor:

There was a man building his house of Wormwood .
His many worm pets did not like the style, and moved out!

There was a woman in poor health.
To improve her health she took a lot of vitamin and mineral supplements.
She did not feel much of difference, still in poor health.
But her worms have never been healthier :-)

A dead worm is a good worm!

Global worming is the reason for global warming.
The worms produce a lot of greenhouse gases!

Good one!