Who needs a mate ? OT, vital info ... 
#68716
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Who needs a mate , when you have a "smartphone ?" I mean, look at people using those things, they stare at them in a gaze as if in love, gently caressing the tiny little screen in similar fashion to how I gently caress my lover's legs, brush brush brush, soothing.... mmmmmm, oh baby.
"Smartphones" make perfect mates for many, just a monthly fee and you can put it in your pocket, purse etc. They're a subliminal substitute for something real , and some of them even vibrate. Imagine the sales increase if Apple offered to give a case of AAA batteries with each gadget they sell, wow what a concept
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- Re: Who needs a mate ? OT, vital i... Whispering Wind
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MoreThis is a reply to # 2,120,866Here I was having a laughing fit over the post below and this shows up. So you're suggesting that a better choice in a mate is a cellphone. Hey judge, I want a divorce in exchange for a cellphone. ahahaha...oh joy joy
- Re: Who needs a mate ? OT, vital i... HappyRaptor
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MoreThis is a reply to # 2,120,877Nice to know that you all think this is funny, and that making fun of me is cute. What a bunch of jerks.
- Re: Who needs a mate ? OT, vital i... Mike1953
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This is a reply to # 2,120,937I'm with ya brother, they always picking on me to. No worries we can always change our ID and start over
- Re: Who needs a mate ? OT, vital i... Whispering Wind
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This is a reply to # 2,120,937Kasima, I've been around these forums since CZ began and one thing I have learned here...to laugh and not take things so seriously. It was not meant as an offense.
ps. name calling is not allowed.- Re: #68716
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This is a reply to # 2,120,964I was serious about it. But it was in no way directed at "kasima" or anybody in particular. It was just an observation that people seem affectionate to their gadgets. Folk who think I was talking about them need to realize, that they're not that important to me
- Re: Mike1953
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This is a reply to # 2,120,994I love my Iphone and I think it loves me but I'm not sure I'm that important to it although it does seem sincere in its tone.
- Re: Whispering Wind
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This is a reply to # 2,120,994Very true. I'm still in the olden day era. My grandson said he would teach me how to use an I phone. I am not particularly fond of technology unless it benefits me.
I understand you were not directing your post toward anyone.
What happened was just this..the wind began to switch, the house to pitch...and suddenly before my eyes two posts had mixed.
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- Re: Who needs a mate ? OT, vital i... Mike1953
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- Re: Who needs a mate ? OT, vital i... HappyRaptor
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- Re: Who needs a mate ? OT, vital i... Ginagirl
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This is a reply to # 2,120,866:)) maybe we should add a new standard for off topics, like WOT, way off topic, Or WWOT, etc.
then when it gets enough W's, the moderators could at least have some fun removing the thread to the weird forums, like itching in the boot forum, my boyfriend ddoesnt call me- forum.. Or what about we who perfer Stella instead of Bud - forum.
Yes, that could work, votes please:))
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