Punishment by Profession

Three men were exploring a south part of a desert. Just then, three native women and one man (their chief), kidnapped them and brought them to his torturing chamber.

The chief said to the first one, "What is your job?"

He said, "I'm a fireman."

The chief said, "His penis... BURN IT OFF!" So they did and let the first one go.

The chief said to the second one, "What is your job?"

He said, "I'm a policeman." The chief said, "His penis... SHOOT IT OFF!" So they did an let him go, too.

Then he said to the third one "What is your job?"

The third one laughed and said, "I'm a lollipop salesman!"