bovine scatology. Wasn't it Reagan who declared with a straight face, and a bobbing head, that ketchup was an "American vegetable". (or was that Nixon?) At any rate, in Monsantonese that makes "High fructose corn syrup" "the salt of the earth".
Beware cotton. (Organic is no longer just for babies) Up is down. And yes, the sky IS falling. Especially if you're a chicken. :-(