glaxony's practical opinion of how to survive the shift

the other night i had three different dreams that gravity was suspended for a moment and everything floated up slightly

in the dream i was looking around to see if anyone else noticed
some did and some didn't

this morning i am lying in bed with my eyes shut and mildly experience the same sensation while i am awake

so here is my dream inspired hypothesis, prediction, and advice:

when the dramatic portion of the pole shift occurs gravity will be suspended
because it is centrifugal force

in order to survive this event you must be prepared to artificially ground yourself for several days, until the spinning gets going good in the other direction, and protect yourself from being battered by things floating around ungrounded

buildings with slabs stuck in the ground are likely to stay in place like a tooth in socket

but they might jiggle loose

buildings on blocks will levitate

anything not grounded will be free floating and could bump into you

tie yourself to a tree so you don't end up really far from home

barricade yourself with blow up mattresses

tie three of them together and make a triangle around the tree you are going to call home for a few days while this event occurs

tie a bucket with a lid and toilet seat in one corner of the triangle in case you need to poop, put a lid on it when you are done, and dry fast for until the shift is over, so you don't have to open the bucket

stay in that triangle with your bucket and don't worry about food and water

anybody can go three days without it

you just need to stay grounded and keep yourself from getting squashed by things that are floating around

trees are your ally and a thicket or forest is your best friend

when you start feeling yourself floating around it is time to go camping with three blow up air mattresses, a bucket with a lid, and a toilet seat

i am already feeling the floating sensation and we are still months away from the main event

there will be plenty of time and floating sensation to warn you before the shift occurs

in fact we may have to camp for a couple of weeks while waiting for the shift to occur at the exact moment it is supposed to

so take some trail mix along because you want to start fasting heavily until it is time for you to get inside the triangle shelter for three days, that you have made by tethering three blow up mattresses together in a triangle around a tree

once inside you will need enough strength to push against dense floating matter and protect yourself from getting squashed if there aren't enough surrounding trees to barricade you against floating matter and rocks

having a little trail mix in your pocket will help you keep your strength up, but don't eat too much or you will have to poop more than once while you are in there, and your shelter could get messy

it might also be a good idea to take a few towels that you can throw out of the shelter if you are a person who likes to stay hydrated and you are going to be peeing a lot

you can tie a few bottles of water in another corner of the triangle with a towel

it won't be a big deal for anyone who is prepared in this manner

in fact it will be fun

and three days of weightlessness will add years to your life as it is centrifugal force that is aging people

just my humble guess