The Creationist Pseudoscientific Method

1. Accept everything in the Bible as absolutely literal truth
2. Anything in the Bible that is not the literal truth is a metaphor
3. Only a creationist can arbitrarily decide when the Bible is being literal and when its using a metaphor
   
4. Accept that every creationist is an expert in the field of evolution and its related sciences, even if they are not
5. A creationists work can never be discredited by the use of science.  See rule #7
   
6. Misquote or take out of context the words of respected scientists, so that it seems the accept creationist ideas
7. Declare that any evidence that falsifies creationism as false or erroneous
   
8. Never run any experiments, as you run the risk of falsifying creationism.  If this happens see #7
9. Wrap yourself in pseudoscience to give your argument some validity
10. Invent data to support your case if there is none available.