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FUNNY: Order of Job's Tears
An order for $5.00 worth of
Job's Tears grow under my
special care just came in
and the seeds went immediately out.
Date: 5/6/2005 4:43:28 PM ( 21 y ) ... viewed 1246 times May 6, 05
San Diego, CA
Enchanted Garden Time
2:34 PM
Dear Delores,
I have just received your order for 15 Job's Tears.
Thank you for your $5.00 that includes shipping,
and comes with a Plant Parenthood Certificate.
You fill find additional directions and information
about growing these Seeds of LIfe Fulfillment
on my web site URL:
http://www.lesliegoldman.com/id38.htm
These Seeds will grow your deepest Seed Dreams.
Plant them in warm weather in sun in a pot
or in the ground. They like water.
Plant a Seed, Grow a Whole New World!
Visit Http://www.lesliegoldman.com
as well for other Enchanted Garden Project
that may interest you.
I am sending these seeds with a cautionary
warning.
If the seeds grow more than one mile overnigh,
please do not climb without further instructions.
I grew these seeds just for you.
I knew you would be ordering them now,
so write out your Seed Dreams and put your
that in safe keeping under a pillow or on your Altar.
I have put extra tape on the envelope.
to ensure safe dellivery of your very much alive seeds.
As the Seeds grow, so will your Seed Dreams.
If we may be of any further assistance,
do not hesitate to be in touch.
I remain,
Your Enchanted Gardener,
Leslie
[email protected]
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