Things have been kind of quiet on the forum lately. I haven't received any dunning posts from mackenzie2 or onthejourney. Perhaps journey is still trying to get the garlic out of her butt.

And good ole Mark Cleveland has been mum about the splenda scandal. I hope the sucralose didn't get you down. If so buddy, don't forget the beer emena. It will get them buggers drunk as a skunk and they'll be swimming into each other in the toilet. Mark gets the 'Monitors Award' for drawing the most post responses for the most dumbest topic yet on the forum. Mark swears before God that he won't do it again.

And what about the mysterious Tom2006, or is it 2006Tom? Anyway, the Threelac salsman in disguise. We know you are Tom, or 2006, whatever, so you might as well admit it. Rumor his it that you are making your wife add 10 pacs of Threelac to the kids' birthday cakes and when they fart it smells like a mushroom house. "Ohhhh, who cut the cheese?"

The good thing about that however is that Tom2006's kids will never, ever have to worry about candida. As soon as the kids start cuttin the cheese, every candida in the house packs their bags, jumps on the dog, and heads for the hills for good. They are all headed over to Dr. Jeff's house, who will soon be posting questions on the Candida Forum .

Then there is #58396, a number without a name, who thinks the only way to beat the little candida dudes is to eat or drink nothing but your own urine for 14 days, followed by a coffee enema and then an eggs and bacon enema. Sounds suspicious to me, eggs and bacon? Come on? What's up with that? Without a name says this is the ultimate candida cure.

But you know, he's absolutely correct in his assumption. It is the ultimate cure. Cause after drinking your wewe for 14 days, you won't care about the little candida dudes any longer. You'll be walking around mumbling something about splenda and walking into things. And then you start doing things backward, like instead of typing words for things you type numbers.

Right 58396? You didn't think we noticed did you? That's right, the ultimate cure.