Sorry, but I just can't take the cantankerous old fart seriously in any event. He & the trap make a great tag team - Tweedle Dum & Tweedle Dee reincarnated perhaps? I wish them both every happiness - they thoroughly deserve each other. As for taking cover, there is nothing he can hurl at me that phases me in the least, not even his rabid bigotry. What really surprised me tho was when he pm'd me to ask if I was ok after a lengthy absence from the forum. He can be civil when he wants to be. It's just a shame those occasions are as rare as hen's teeth.
And his tedious jibes about vacating 'his' country are ........... well, just plain tedious. I was born in the UK, and have every right to be here. Despite that, I'm pretty sure I offered him a 'deal' which he has still not taken up. I'll 'go back home' after every Brit. gets out of my 'mother' country - and that includes all his buddies in the armed forces currently occupying my beautiful little island in the sun.
He's been strangely silent about my offer. Hmm.....I wonder why? I'm seriously tempted to join the remoaners just to annoy him.